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Nursery Rhymes Make No Sense
There are various nonsense which features in nursery rhymes. One of them is an apple pie which is called A and is shared round the rest of the alphabet. Being able to travel 70 miles to Babylon in one night...
Various nonsense which features in nursery rhymes include:
* An apple pie which is called A and is shared round the rest of the alphabet.
* Being able to travel 70 miles to Babylon in one night.
* Boys being made of slugs, snails and puppy dogs` tails. Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. (Surely not everything nice?)
* A frog wearing an opera hat, with a rat. The frog cannot sing as it has a cold.
* A cat plays a fiddle, a cow jumps over the moon, a dog laughed, and a spoon runs away with a dish.
* A boy and a girl going up a hill to get water from a well.
* Pulling out a plum out a pudding somehow makes a Jack a good boy.
* A baby ladybird crawling under a frying pan to escape a fire.
* Lion and unicorn fighting video for children the crown and being rewarded with white or brown bread or plum cake.
* Being asked about strawberries growing in the sea and red herrings growing in the wood.
* Men coming from the Moon asking their way to provincial British towns and eating porridge and burning their mouths.
* A mother who seems only to be mother of a dog who wants more daft things and when she returns what the dog does for some reason fits into the rhyme.
* A nut tree that somehow not only grows silver nutmegs but also golden pears-amazing as pears do not grow on nut trees.
* Talking bells of London who seem to want to settle a debt.
* A garden which seems to grow things, despite consisting of merely bells, shells and girls.
* A man who has seven wives, who each have seven sacks which somehow can fit in seven cats with each seven kits which are either going to, or coming away from Cornwall.
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